Jeremy Bloom Hurt his Hammy

the philadelphia eagles' 5th round nfl draft pick, jeremy bloom, was placed onto the injured reserve list due to a hamstring injury that prevented him from fully participating in the eagles' training camp. oop! time to retire from sports and become a full-time porn star! just kidding. although we certainly wouldn't mind it if the football/freestyle skier pulled an ana kournikova--since monogamously devoting himself to milking his modeling potential would ensure the continued production of quality masturbational materials like that which i posted above--we sincerely wish him a speedy recovery. props to his girlfriend cameran eubanks

you may remember her from the real world san diego season. we hope that hamstring injury wasn't her doing. in which case, the already enticing incentive/motivation to plot her demise has just doubled. just kidding, cameran, congratulations. oh, and here's a link to the nfl news wire thingy:

here's the link, asshole